Tuesday 9 August 2011

Making Life A Little Sweeter...

So I've decided to take a dip into this rather lucrative and appealing sugar bowl.

It is easy, pays by the hour or week and means I can have dysfunctional relationships without the urge to break up every other moment. No, I'm not planning to become a whore any time soon. I'm not trying to 'escort' people to bedrooms and pretend it is much different either - no judgement of course!

I'm just going to become a 'sugar baby'.

Now, sugar babies probably started of as rather moral high class whores. We take offence to sleeping on first dates, prefer luncheons to smoky bars in shady districts and always need to be pampered. One thing we share in common with our sister species is our dealing with money. We are professional, discrete and most importantly, catered for expensive tastes.

So far, I am not quite sure where the fine line between me and the hooker-kind lies or if one exists at all. But, I am entirely convinced that this... is going to be a lot of fun.

And who doesn't like fun?

-M
:)